Friday, June 12, 2009

Job Creation

Aha, Obama has found a new way of creating jobs (besides expanding gov't by creating new departments).
We now have a new industry...bringing foreign prisoners of war to be put on trial (using our legal system rather than a military tribunal) and jailed in the United States.
Of course, these war criminals that only want us all dead will be treated with every kindness and courtesy available. Better yet, if they are not convicted, they will be released to live (and plot) in our country.
Just when you thought that "Outsourcing" meant jobs going overseas, we've redefined it...
On the other hand, we only handle criminals that commit heinous crimes with this same courtesy and gentle coddling. For petty crimes, don't expect the same treatment.
As an example, a pregnant woman was kicked and beaten by IRS agents trying to locate her boyfriend that hadn't filed his taxes for the past three years. Another example was the 72 year old woman in Texas that was pushed and tazered because she refused to sign a speeding ticket.
I guess that the message is if you're going to break any laws, make sure it's unconscionable and most of all, that it be huge. Serial killers, abortion clinic bombers, terrorists, etc. get 1st class treatment. But, don't you dare try jaywalking as you could end up in the hospital and imprisoned for the rest of your life.

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