Great news

I'm so proud that my President has won the Nobel Peace Prize for his body of work to promote peace throughout the world.
Interestingly, on the same day that he has won this acknowledgement, he is gathering his Generals to determine our WAR STRATEGY. Fortunately, he doesn't have to share this prize with the other nominees that have devoted their lives to promoting world peace.
What I don't understand is; the cutoff date for nominations to the Nobel Prize Committee was Feb. 1st, 2009. Obama was in office as our President for only 10 days when he was nominated for the prize.
Well, so much for the prestige and credibility of this award.
What's next for King Obama ? A Heisman Trophy ? An Academy Award ? Sainthood in the Catholic Church ?
Why don't we just declare him either God or Supreme Ruler of the Universe and get all of this over with...