Understanding Liberalism

All of these years I thought that liberalism was a mental disease. I spent time condemning those that had the idea of how to spend someone else's money. I was angered at those that wanted our borders left open. I looked down on people that didn't want to contribute to society. I abhorred anyone that wanted something for nothing.
Well, I finally understand...
Being that this world is made up of those that want to work and learn and those that couldn't care less about working or learning anything, a system for everyone's survival needed to be put in place. Over the past century, our government, with the guidance of liberals, educators, lawyers, preachers and loud activists have gradually instituted the wonderful system that we have in place today. Those that want to work, can. Those that don't want to work, don't have to.
Since this is the wealthiest country in the world, it seems that this system is working. This is probably why everyone is trying to get into the United States. We certainly aren't policing our borders or controlling immigration according to our laws. Anyone that's here (regardless of their legal status) that has a child born while they're here...the baby is automatically a citizen. Anyone prosecuted for a crime that has no documentation, receives either no penalty or one far less than a citizen does.
The best part is that, if you don't want to work, we'll give you free housing, clothing, food, transportation, medical care and even entertainment.
This country has so much money (mostly borrowed, these days) that we can afford to give it away to anyone that wants it, with one exception; if you are working or contributing in any way, then you're exempted from being eligible for any freebies or benefits. You actually do much better if you give up your citizenship and stop working at any job that pays less than $65,000 a year. After all deductions, $65,000/ year will leave you with about $35,000/ year, and if you drop out, you can get over $45,000 per year in possessions and benefits. We even have enough left over to give to other nations that hate us, in hopes that we can buy their friendship.
I guess that the liberals got it right,,,everybody gets to survive. No one has to be responsible for anything if they don't want to (we'll even raise your kids for you).
Why do the conservatives want to stop all of this giveaway that we have going ? Don't conservatives understand that if we stop all of this liberalism, we might all have to go back to work and there won't be anyone here to mow our lawns, pick our fruit or hand us our hamburgers. There will be so many businesses without enough workers, the national debt will rapidly shrink and everyone will be purchasing more than they ever did before. Even the government can spend more on silly grants, museums and other non-essential projects. What's the matter with you conservatives, anyway ???
Ya gotta love liberal America..............................................................